Screw those Poledancing classes for middle aged soccer moms who want to feel sexy at the gym. Now Peekaboo Games promises to bring that same seductive suburban empowerment-o-rama to the privacy of your basement. No more glaring at the skinny, giggling 24 year old while that roll of belly fat flops to the music. Your wholesome Wii is about to grow up. Fast. Between this and Grand Theft Auto, you’ll be able to pimp your basement and pretend you’re still a spry pot smoking college student instead of the responsible adult you see in the mirror each morning.

I want one.