I suppose the only thing more mortifying than calling in sick your third day of work would be calling in sick on the first. I’ve had vitamins, probiotics, juice, and a fistfull of over the counter drugs. By tomorrow, I damn well better be the perkiest, spiffiest, gosh darned best employee EVER. Or at least someone who can fake all that while on a dose of DayQuil.
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